Metal "You Had One Job" Card – Funny Engraved Wallet Gag Gift for Friends & Coworkers

Metal "You Had One Job" Card – Funny Fail Humor Gift & Keepsake

A hilarious way to call out mistakes in style. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card makes the perfect gag gift for friends, coworkers, or jobsite buddies who deserve a friendly reminder: "You Had One Job… Way to Go, Champ!" Durable, funny, and pocket-sized, it’s the ultimate keepsake for workplace humor.

🎨 Premium Color Options

Choose from 9 anodized aluminum finishes:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Each card is laser engraved to reveal a crisp silver design that pops against the background.

📏 Wallet-Sized, Easy to Carry

Standard bank card dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 inches (0.43 mm thick) with rounded corners for comfort. Fits perfectly in a wallet, toolbox, desk drawer, or gift box.

💦 Built to Last

• Waterproof and rust-proof anodized aluminum
  
• Will not fade, smear, or wear out like paper cards

🎁 Popular Uses

• Funny workplace award for coworkers
• Jobsite humor card for contractors & builders
• Stocking stuffer or White Elephant gag gift
• Everyday carry reminder for friends prone to "oops" moments
• Team-building humor or office prank

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser-engraved anodized aluminum "You Had One Job" card
• Your choice of color finish
• Protective sleeve for gifting or storage

ℹ️ Good to Know

• This is a novelty gag gift card, not a playable or functional business card.
• Spelling, layout, and engraving appear exactly as designed.
• Card only – no adhesive or accessories included.

💌 Fast Communication

I respond quickly to questions and special requests. Need a custom phrase or alternate design? Message me anytime—I love making unique gag cards for fun occasions.

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

• Gets laughs every time
• Durable, premium anodized aluminum
• Unique gag gift that lasts forever
• Perfect balance of humor and quality

Ready to hand out the ultimate fail award? Grab your "You Had One Job" metal humor card today and make someone laugh.

🎨 Custom Designs Welcome 🎨
Have a specific idea in mind? I'm here to bring it to life! Whether you need something special for yourself or a unique gift, I’m happy to accommodate any request.

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 💌 Quick Communication 💌
I’m always available to answer any questions or discuss your design ideas. I check my messages daily and am eager to help you create the perfect card. Reach out anytime, and let's get started on something truly special

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