Certified “HATER” Metal ID Card – Personalized Funny Gag Gift

Officially join the club nobody brags about.
With your own Certified “HATER” Metal ID Card, you can proudly carry your sarcasm, side-eye, or forklift championship credentials right in your wallet. 

Personalize it with any name or title and we’ll laser engrave it onto a sleek anodized aluminum card that’s built to last.

Perfect for

• Office white elephant & Secret Santa
• Birthday roast gifts
• Party favors for questionable events
• The coworker who always “has notes”

🎨 Color Choices 🎨  
Select from a range of striking colors: Black, Blue, Green, Purple, White, Red, Silver, Gold, or Rose Gold. Each card is laser engraved, revealing a sleek silver design that stands out against the anodized aluminum backdrop. It's not just durable; it's a statement piece.

📏 Perfect Size 📏
Crafted to standard banking card dimensions, 3.4 x 2.13 inches with a thickness of 0.43 mm, this card fits perfectly in any wallet. Rounded corners add a touch of elegance and safety, making it comfortable to carry wherever you go.

💦 Built to Last 💦  
Made from high-quality anodized aluminum, this card is waterproof and incredibly durable. No need to worry about rust or patina; this card is designed to stay looking sharp for years to come. It's a conversation starter that will never lose its edge.

🚀 Fast Customization 🚀  
Personalize your card to make it uniquely yours. Just provide your customization details in the box, and I'll engrave and ship it within 1-2 business days. Fast, reliable, and personalized service is what you can expect.

🎨 Custom Designs Welcome 🎨  
Have a specific idea in mind? I'm here to bring it to life! Whether you need something special for yourself or a unique gift, I’m happy to accommodate any request. Just send me a message through Messenger or email, and let's make something awesome together.