Metal "World’s Best Mediocre Boss" Card – Funny Engraved Office Gag Gift

“World’s Best Mediocre Boss” – Metal Laser-Engraved Workplace Gag Card

For the #2 in your life. Celebrate average leadership with an above-average keepsake. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for Boss’s Day, birthdays, promotions, or that farewell party where you’re 60% sad and 40% relieved.

🎨 Finish Options

Choose from 9 premium anodized colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Each card is laser engraved to reveal a crisp silver design that pops against the background.

📏 Wallet-Sized & Gift-Ready

Standard bank card dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 inches (0.43 mm thick) with rounded corners for comfort. Slides into any wallet, sits nicely on a desk, or pairs with a gift card.

💦 Built to Last

• Premium anodized aluminum (waterproof & rust-proof)
• Permanent engraving—won’t fade, peel, or smear
  

🎁 Perfect For

• Boss’s Day & office birthdays
• Promotions, farewells, or “thanks for trying” moments
• Secret Santa, White Elephant, team gag awards
• Desk décor with a sense of humor

✅ Why Teams Love This Gift

• Guaranteed laughs without HR paperwork
• Premium metal build that outlives paper cards
• Compact, classy, and delightfully petty
• Fast turnaround and clean, high-contrast engraving

Ready to reward acceptable leadership? Add your personalization and order the “World’s Best Mediocre Boss” card today.