“This Hottie is Rated R” Metal Card – Funny Personalized Gag Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend

🔥 WARNING, CITIZENS! 🔥 This hottie is officially rated R… and that’s for Really Gorgeous.

Surprise your special someone with a hilarious, custom-engraved metal card they’ll love showing off. Just add their name, and we’ll craft a sleek, durable aluminum keepsake that’s equal parts flirty and funny.

Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or anytime you want to make your hottie blush.

🎨 Color Choices 🎨
Pick from a bold range of colors — Black, Blue, Purple, White, Green, Red, Rose Gold, Silver, or Gold. Each card is precision laser-engraved, revealing a crisp silver design that pops against the anodized aluminum finish. More than durable, it’s a statement piece you’ll be proud to carry.

📏 Perfect Size 📏
Designed to standard banking card dimensions — 3.4 x 2.13 inches and 0.43 mm thick — this card slips easily into any wallet. Smooth rounded corners add comfort and style, making it just as pleasant to carry as it is to show off.

💦 Built to Last 💦
Crafted from premium anodized aluminum, this card is waterproof, rustproof, and resistant to patina. It’s built to keep its sharp, eye-catching look for years, making it the perfect conversation starter wherever you go.

🚀 Fast Customization 🚀
Choose one of our ready-made designs or create something truly one-of-a-kind. Just drop your customization details in the box below, and we’ll engrave and ship your order within 1–2 business days. Quick, reliable, and made exactly how you want it.

🎨 Custom Designs Welcome 🎨
Got a wild idea? I can make it happen. Whether you’re after something special for yourself or a one-of-a-kind gift, I’m happy to bring your vision to life. Just send us a message here, and let’s create something awesome together.