Silver Medalist In Life – Funny Engraved Metal Gag Gift Keepsake

Metal “Silver Medalist In Life” — Laser Engraved Anodized Aluminum Demotivational Award Card

Celebrate second place with first‑class sarcasm. This laser‑engraved anodized aluminum keepsake proclaims “Silver Medalist In Life” in bold, high‑contrast lettering — a witty, desk‑worthy novelty for friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves a good demotivational joke.

🎨 Design Details

• Headline: “Silver Medalist In Life” (award‑style typography)
• Accents: simple medal/ribbon or laurel motif
• High‑contrast silver engraving for instant readability

🌈 Choice of Color Finishes

Available in 9 anodized aluminum colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Artwork is permanently laser engraved to reveal bright silver text and graphics that pop against your chosen finish.

📏 Wallet‑Sized Metal Keepsake

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (credit‑card footprint)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for smooth carry or easy desk display

💪 Built to Outlast Your Almosts

• Premium anodized aluminum construction
• Permanent laser engraving (no ink to fade)
• Water‑ and rust‑resistant; wipes clean in seconds

🎯 Perfect For

• Office gag gifts, Secret Santa, White Elephant
• Birthdays, promotions, “congrats on trying” moments
• Desk display, wallet insert, or gift‑box keepsake

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser‑engraved anodized aluminum “Silver Medalist In Life” card
• Your selected color finish

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

• Instant laugh for friends and coworkers
• Premium metal feel in a compact, gift‑ready format
• Clean, high‑contrast engraving that’s easy to read

Second place, top‑tier joke. Pick a finish, add an optional line, and deliver a demotivational classic.