Metal "RED FLAG" Laser Engraved Wallet Keepsake Card – Funny Gag Gift

Metal “RED FLAG” — Laser Engraved Anodized Aluminum Keepsake Card (Soccer & Relationship Edition)

Throw the 🚩 when it matters. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card is the ultimate nod to both soccer fouls and toxic relationship warnings. Whether you’re a fan of the game or just calling out a friend’s questionable choices, this card makes the red flag impossible to miss.

🎨 Choice of Color Finishes

Available in 9 anodized aluminum colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

All artwork is permanently laser engraved in silver for sharp contrast against your chosen background.

📏 Wallet-Friendly Size

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (credit card size)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners so it slides right into a pocket or wallet

💪 Lasts Longer Than a Bad Relationship

• Premium anodized aluminum build
• Permanent laser engraving (no fading, no ink)
• Waterproof & rust-proof — because red flags show up anywhere

🎯 Perfect For

• Soccer/football fans and referees ⚽
• Friends who *always* date walking red flags
• Funny gag gifts, Friendsgiving, White Elephant, and Secret Santa
• A playful wallet insert, desk piece, or gift for “that friend”

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser-engraved anodized aluminum “RED FLAG” keepsake card
• Your chosen anodized color finish
  

ℹ️ Good to Know

• Card only — stand, sleeve, or accessories not included.
• Silver engraving only (no colored printing).
• Short, punchy text looks best for maximum clarity and laughs.

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

• Double meaning design — soccer foul + dating foul 🚩
• Durable, premium feel that fits anywhere
• Always gets a laugh (or an eye-roll from the guilty)

Blow the whistle. Call it out. Whether on the pitch or in a toxic friendship, the “RED FLAG” card says it all — personalize yours today.