Rated S for Sarcastic – Funny Anodized Aluminum Gag Gift Keepsake

Metal “Rated S for Sarcastic” — Laser Engraved Anodized Aluminum Gag Gift Card

Certified snark, now officially rated. This laser‑engraved anodized aluminum metal keepsake riffs on the film rating vibe with a bold “Rated S for Sarcastic” badge—perfect for desks, shelves, and wallet carry. A cheeky pick for coworkers, friends, and anyone fluent in sarcasm.

🎨 Design Details

• Badge layout: “RATED S” panel with “for Sarcastic” subtitle
• Monospaced/label typography for that rating‑card look
• High‑contrast silver engraving that reads at a glance
• Parody/novelty design — not affiliated with any film board or studio

🌈 Choice of Color Finishes

Available in anodized aluminum:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Engraving is permanent, revealing bright silver text and artwork that pop against your chosen finish.

📏 Wallet‑Sized Metal Keepsake

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (credit‑card footprint)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for pocket‑friendly carry or easy desk display

💪 Built for Daily Banter

• Premium anodized aluminum construction
• Permanent laser engraving (no ink to fade)
• Water‑ and rust‑resistant; wipes clean in seconds

🎯 Perfect For

• Office desks, studio shelves, and home workspaces
• Gag gifts, White Elephant, Secret Santa, and team gifts
• Sarcasm lovers, meme makers, and professional eye‑rollers

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser‑engraved anodized aluminum “Rated S for Sarcastic” keepsake card
• Your selected color finish

ℹ️ Good to Know

• Keepsake only — no stand, sleeve, magnets, lanyard, or accessories included.
• Silver‑on‑color engraving only (no full‑color printing or illumination).
• Parody item — clearly humor; not an official rating credential.

✅ Why Customers Love This Piece

• Instant laugh for sarcastic coworkers and friends
• Premium metal feel in a compact, gift‑ready format
• Clean, high‑contrast engraving that stands out on any desk

Rated S for: “Send it.” Pick a finish and gift a snarky classic.