P.H.D in D.U.M.B – Personalized Funny Metal Certificate Gag Gift

Personalized “P.H.D in D.U.M.B” — Laser Engraved Anodized Aluminum Certificate Card

Honor their “higher learning”… with lower stakes. This laser‑engraved anodized aluminum wallet‑sized certificate card awards a tongue‑in‑cheek “P.H.D in D.U.M.B” — complete with your custom name. A lightweight roast that’s perfect for friends, coworkers, grads, and “geniuses.”

✏️ How to Personalize

• Name line (big): Your Name Here (we engrave exactly as typed)
• Optional: “Awarded by” line (e.g., The Dept. of Obvious Outcomes)
• Optional: Date or short quip (e.g., “Summa Kinda‑Laude”)
• Optional icons: graduation cap 🎓, laurel wreath, lightbulb 💡, brain 🧠

Enter your details in the personalization box at checkout or message us after purchase. We’ll center and size everything for a clean, certificate‑style layout.

🎨 Design Details

• Title: “P.H.D in D.U.M.B” in bold crest‑style lettering
• Certificate layout: name line, sub‑text, and seal/icon area
• High‑contrast silver engraving for instant readability

🌈 Choice of Color Finishes

Available in 9 anodized aluminum colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Artwork is permanently laser engraved to reveal bright silver text and icons that pop against your chosen finish.

📏 Wallet‑Sized Metal Keepsake

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (standard credit‑card footprint)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for pocket‑friendly carry

💪 Made to Last (Unlike Study Breaks)

• Premium anodized aluminum construction
• Permanent laser engraving (no ink to fade)
• Water‑ and rust‑resistant; wipes clean in seconds

🎯 Perfect For

• Office gag gifts, Secret Santa, White Elephant
• Graduations, promotions, birthdays, roasts, and inside jokes
• Wallet insert, desk display, or gift‑box keepsake

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser‑engraved anodized aluminum “P.H.D in D.U.M.B” certificate card
• Your selected color finish
• Your custom name and any optional lines engraved

ℹ️ Good to Know

• Card only — no stand, sleeve, lanyard, or accessories included.
• Silver‑on‑color engraving only (no full‑color printing or illumination).
• Novelty item — not a real academic credential or ID.
• We engrave exactly as provided; please double‑check spelling/caps.

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

• Personalized roast that lands with a laugh
• Premium metal feel in a compact, gift‑ready format
• Clean, high‑contrast engraving that reads at a glance

Graduate in giggles. Add a name, pick a color, and award the ultimate tongue‑in‑cheek “degree.”