Personalized "Chill Master" Metal Card – Custom Engraved Aluminum Party & Gag Gift

Personalized "Chill Master" Aluminum Card – Custom Laser Engraved Party & Gag Gift

Crown your coolest friend the official CHILL MASTER. This wallet-sized, laser-engraved anodized aluminum card is a hilarious, high-quality keepsake for parties, birthdays, office banter, or just because. Personalize it with a name, funny subtitle, and optional icon (ice cubes, sunglasses, crown, trophy—your call) for a gift that gets laughs and lasts.

🎨 Premium Color Options

Available in 9 anodized aluminum finishes:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Each card is laser engraved to reveal a sleek silver design that pops against the background.

📏 Wallet-Sized, Ready to Carry

Standard bank card dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 inches (0.43 mm thick) with rounded corners for comfort. Fits wallets, badge holders, and gift boxes.

💦 Built to Last

• Waterproof and rust-free
• Non magnetic anodized aluminum
• Engraving won’t fade or smear

Unlike paper gag gifts, this one survives the party—and every party after.

🚀 How It Works (Fast & Easy)

1. Select your color and add personalization (name, subtitle, icon, disclaimer).
2. I’ll prepare the layout in a crisp, high-contrast style.
3. I’ll engrave your card and ship within 1–2 business days. 

Tip: Keep subtitles under ~40 characters for best readability.

🎁 Popular Uses

• Birthday gag gift & party favor
• Bachelor/Bachelorette & wedding party fun
• Office awards (Monthly Chill Champion)
• Secret Santa / White Elephant
• Stocking stuffer for the effortlessly cool

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser-engraved anodized aluminum “Chill Master” card
• Your chosen color and customized text
• Protective sleeve for gifting or storage

ℹ️ Good to Know

• This is a novelty keepsake card, not a payment card.
• Minor color variations may occur based on screen settings and anodizing batches.
• All spelling/punctuation will be engraved exactly as provided.

💌 Fast Communication

I respond quickly to messages and proofs. Questions or special requests? Message me anytime—I’m happy to help bring your funny idea to life.

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

• Bold, high-contrast engraving (not auto-traced)
• Durable premium metal—party-proof and pocket-friendly
• Fast 1–2 business day turnaround
• Personal design help for perfect spacing & style

Ready to certify a Chill Master? Pick a color, add the name and joke line, and I’ll engrave the coolest card they’ll ever own.

Want a different title (e.g., “Meme Lord,” “Vibe Manager,” “Snack King”)? Just ask—we’ll customize it.