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Metal "Not Today, Satan" Card – Laser Engraved Christian Humor Wallet Keepsake

Metal "Not Today, Satan" Card – Laser Engraved Christian Humor Wallet Keepsake

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“Not Today, Satan” – Metal Laser Engraved Wallet Card & Bookmark

A bold, faith-forward reminder with a wink. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum card features the phrase “Not Today, Satan” in crisp, high-contrast lettering—perfect as a pocket reminder, Bible bookmark, or small gift that blends humor with Christian encouragement.

🎨 Finish Options

Choose from 9 premium anodized colors:

  • Black
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Purple
  • Red
  • Rose Gold
  • Silver
  • Gold
  • White

Each piece is laser engraved to reveal a bright silver design that stands out against the background.

📏 Wallet-Sized & Bookmark-Ready

Standard bank card size: 3.4 × 2.13 inches (0.43 mm thick) with rounded corners for comfort. Fits wallets, Bible covers, and prayer journals; works great as a durable bookmark.

💦 Built to Last

  • Premium anodized aluminum (waterproof & rust-proof)
  • Permanent engraving
  • Won’t fade, smear, or tear like paper cards

🎁 Perfect For

  • Daily faith reminder with a playful tone
  • Religious gifts for friends & family
  • Youth group prizes & church events
  • Stocking stuffers, care packages, retreats

ℹ️ Good to Know

  • This is a novelty keepsake and encouragement piece.
  • Engraving is silver-on-color (no full-color printing).

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

  • Faith-based message with friendly humor
  • Durable, premium metal construction
  • Compact—perfect for wallets, Bibles, and journals
  • Optional personalization for meaningful gifting

Carry courage with you. Order your “Not Today, Satan” metal card today and keep a lighthearted, faithful reminder close at hand.

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