Metal “V-Card” Gag Gift for Parties, Valentine’s, Friendsgiving

Metal “V-Card” – Funny Laser-Engraved Adult Humor Wallet Insert | Gag Gift & Party Joke

Lost yours? Never had one? Either way, it’s time to make it official. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum V-Card is the ultimate gag gift — bold, stupid, hilarious, and guaranteed to get the whole room laughing. Perfect for parties, roasts, breakups, makeups, and questionable life choices.

They’ll never forget the day they got their V-Card back.

🎉 Perfect For

• Bachelor / Bachelorette parties
• Friendsgiving & stocking stuffers
• Valentine’s Day (the chaotic kind)
• Inside jokes, roast sessions, and spicy gift exchanges

🎨 Color Choices

Select from Black, Blue, Green, Red, Silver, White, Gold, or Rose Gold. Each one is laser engraved to reveal a bright silver design that pops against the anodized metal.

📏 Perfect Size

Standard bank card dimensions:

• 3.4 × 2.13 inches
• 0.43 mm thick
• Smooth rounded corners for safe, everyday carry

💦 Built to Last

• Waterproof & rust-proof
• Premium anodized aluminum
• Permanent laser engraving — no fading, peeling, or smudging

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🎨 Custom Designs Welcome

Got a filthy joke, spicy nickname, or chaotic idea? I’ll engrave that too — just drop your details in the customization box.

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💌 Quick Communication

I reply daily and I’m always happy to help with personalization ideas or mockups. Let’s make your next gag gift one they’ll never forget.

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