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Metal "I Can Do Whatever I Want" Permit – Funny Laser Engraved Gag Gift Card for Friendsgiving, TV Comedy, and Parks Fans

Metal "I Can Do Whatever I Want" Permit – Funny Laser Engraved Gag Gift Card for Friendsgiving, TV Comedy, and Parks Fans

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Metal "I Can Do Whatever I Want" Permit – Laser Engraved Gag Gift Card for Friendsgiving, Comedy, and TV Fans

For the ultimate comedy statement piece. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card features the iconic phrase "I Can Do Whatever I Want" — perfect for fans of hilarious TV moments, gag gifts, and anyone who wants to flash their own funny "official" permit. A great pick for Friendsgiving laughs, office pranks, or sitcom TV superfans.

🎨 Finish Options

Available in 9 anodized aluminum finishes:

  • Black
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Purple
  • Red
  • Rose Gold
  • Silver
  • Gold
  • White

Each card is permanently laser engraved to reveal bright silver text for bold contrast.

📏 Wallet-Sized Comedy Permit

  • Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (standard credit card size)
  • Thickness: 0.43 mm
  • Rounded corners for a smooth, pocket-ready fit

💦 Built to Last

  • Durable anodized aluminum metal construction
  • Permanent silver engraving (no fading ink)
  • Waterproof and rust-proof for daily carry

🎁 Perfect For

  • Friendsgiving gag gifts
  • TV comedy and Parks & Recreation superfans
  • Funny stocking stuffers & office pranks
  • Wallet, backpack, or desk keepsake

📦 What’s Included

  • One laser-engraved anodized aluminum "I Can Do Whatever I Want" Permit card
  • Your choice of color finish

✅ Why Customers Love This Permit Card

  • Hilarious novelty "permit" that always gets a laugh
  • High-quality metal with a premium feel
  • Compact, lightweight, and perfect for gifting
  • A must-have for TV comedy and parody fans

Flash your sense of humor anywhere you go. Add the Metal "I Can Do Whatever I Want" Permit card to your cart today.

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