Metal “I Can Do Whatever I Want” Permit – Funny Laser Engraved Gag Gift Card

For the ultimate comedy statement piece. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card features the iconic phrase "I Can Do Whatever I Want" — perfect for fans of hilarious TV moments, gag gifts, and anyone who wants to flash their own funny "official" permit. A great pick for Friendsgiving laughs, office pranks, or sitcom TV super fans.

🎨 Finish Options

Available in 9 anodized aluminum finishes:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Each card is permanently laser engraved to reveal bright silver text for bold contrast.

📏 Wallet-Sized Comedy Permit

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (standard credit card size)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for a smooth, pocket-ready fit

💦 Built to Last

• Durable anodized aluminum metal construction
• Permanent silver engraving (no fading ink)
• Waterproof and rust-proof for daily carry

🎁 Perfect For

• Friendsgiving gag gifts
• TV comedy and Parks & Recreation super fans
• Funny stocking stuffers & office pranks
• Wallet, backpack, or desk keepsake

📦 What’s Included

• One laser-engraved anodized aluminum "I Can Do Whatever I Want" Permit card
• Your choice of color finish

✅ Why Customers Love This Permit Card

• Hilarious novelty "permit" that always gets a laugh
• High-quality metal with a premium feel
• Compact, lightweight, and perfect for gifting
• A must-have for TV comedy and parody fans

Flash your sense of humor anywhere you go. Add the Metal "I Can Do Whatever I Want" Permit card to your cart today.

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