Metal Friendship Termination Card – Laser-Engraved Friendsgiving Gag Gift Keepsake

Metal “Friendship Termination” Card – Funny Laser-Engraved Wallet Insert Gag Gift

When it’s time to cut ties… with love.
This sharp-witted laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card is the perfect prank gift for best friends, roasts, breakups-with-a-smile, and holiday chaos. A durable keepsake they’ll laugh about for years.

🎁 Perfect For

• Friendsgiving gifts & friend-group roasts
• Funny best-friend birthday presents
• Office white-elephant & holiday gag exchanges
• Passive-aggressive (but loving) friendship “breakups”
• Wallet insert for friends who can take a joke

🎨 Color Choices

Select from Black, Blue, Green, Red, Silver, White, Gold, or Rose Gold. Each card is precision laser engraved to reveal bright silver detail against the anodized aluminum finish — durable, sleek, and beautifully high-contrast.

📏 Perfect Size

Standard credit-card dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in, 0.43 mm thick, with smooth rounded corners for safe daily carry.

💧 Built to Last

Made from premium anodized aluminum: waterproof, rust-proof, and tough enough to survive years of laughter. The engraving will never fade or peel.

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🎨 Custom Designs Welcome

Got your own inside joke, breakup line, or chaotic message? I’ll engrave it. Just tell me what you’ve got in mind.

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💌 Quick Communication

I respond daily to messages and can help finalize wording or create a quick mockup. Reach out anytime — happy to help.

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