“I Keep Hitting ESC, But I’m Still Here!” Metal Gift Card – Laser-Engraved Tech Humor Keepsake

I Keep Hitting ESC, But I'm Still Here! – Engraved Metal Tech Humor Wallet Card

I keep hitting ESC, but I’m still here. 💻🔄 A hilariously relatable engraved metal card for IT pros, sysadmins, programmers, tech support warriors, and anyone who’s ever wanted to mash ESC on real life and watch the world close itself out.

This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card brings a perfect mix of dark humor and geek energy. Great for desk setups, workspace décor, cubicle life, or as a small daily reminder that no… you cannot in fact force quit reality.

🎨 Color Choices

Choose from Black, Blue, Green, Red, Silver, White, Gold, or Rose Gold. Each card is laser engraved to reveal crisp silver artwork against the anodized metal surface.

📏 Perfect Size

Standard bank card dimensions — 3.4 × 2.13 inches with 0.43 mm thickness — plus smooth rounded corners for easy wallet carry or desk display.

💦 Built to Last

Crafted from high-quality anodized aluminum. Waterproof, rust-proof, and engraved permanently — built for years of desk jokes, workspace sarcasm, and tech-life realism.

🚀 Fast Customization

Choose this design or personalize it with your own text. Add your details at checkout — engraved and shipped within 1–2 business days.

🎉 Great For

• Programmers, sysadmins, IT techs, help desk teams
• Office humor, desk décor, cube life survival tools
• Gifts under $20 for geeks and tech friends

🎨 Custom Designs Welcome

Have a meme, inside joke, or tech quote you want engraved? I’m happy to create it. Custom requests welcome anytime.

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💌 Quick Communication

I reply fast to messages and proofs. If you need layout help or want a specific type of engraving, message me anytime.

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