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I Keep Hitting ESC, But I’m Still Here Metal Keepsake Card Laser-Engraved Tech Humor Gift

I Keep Hitting ESC, But I’m Still Here Metal Keepsake Card Laser-Engraved Tech Humor Gift

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I Keep Hitting ESC, But I'm Still Here! – Engraved Metal Tech Humor Wallet Card

I keep hitting ESC, but I’m still here. 💻🔄 A hilariously relatable engraved metal card for IT pros, sysadmins, programmers, tech support warriors, and anyone who’s ever wanted to mash ESC on real life and watch the world close itself out.

This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card brings a perfect mix of dark humor and geek energy. Great for desk setups, workspace décor, cubicle life, or as a small daily reminder that no… you cannot in fact force quit reality.

🎨 Color Choices

Choose from Black, Blue, Green, Red, Silver, White, Gold, or Rose Gold. Each card is laser engraved to reveal crisp silver artwork against the anodized metal surface.

📏 Perfect Size

Standard bank card dimensions — 3.4 × 2.13 inches with 0.43 mm thickness — plus smooth rounded corners for easy wallet carry or desk display.

💦 Built to Last

Crafted from high-quality anodized aluminum. Waterproof, rust-proof, and engraved permanently — built for years of desk jokes, workspace sarcasm, and tech-life realism.

🚀 Fast Customization

Choose this design or personalize it with your own text. Add your details at checkout — engraved and shipped within 1–2 business days.

🎉 Great For

  • Programmers, sysadmins, IT techs, help desk teams
  • Office humor, desk décor, cube life survival tools
  • Gifts under $20 for geeks and tech friends

🎨 Custom Designs Welcome

Have a meme, inside joke, or tech quote you want engraved? I’m happy to create it. Custom requests welcome anytime.

👉 Start your Custom Metal Business Card order here

💌 Quick Communication

I reply fast to messages and proofs. If you need layout help or want a specific type of engraving, message me anytime.

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How It Works

Ordering custom metal business cards is simple. From your logo upload to final engraving, we make the process fast, easy, and professional.


1

Upload Your Logo

Upload your logo, artwork, social media info, QR code, or personalized engraving instructions during checkout or via email with your order number.

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Place Your Order

Have questions? Reach out anytime— we’ll help finalize everything you need.

3

Laser Engraving

Your design is precision laser engraved on premium anodized aluminum in our South Carolina workshop.

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Fast Shipping

Most orders ship within 1–2 business days and arrive ready to impress.

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PEOPLE ACTUALLY REMEMBER.

Premium engraved metal business cards that feel substantial, look unforgettable, and make an instant impression the moment someone holds one.



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Phenomenal Quality

These cards are phenomenal quality and the engraving is perfect. The detail exceeded expectations and instantly felt premium.

Matt K.
Verified Customer
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Fits & Feels Incredible

Very nicely done and on a metal card that fits and feels very good in the wallet. I will definitely be back for more.

Nagi
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Frequently Asked Questions

Learn more about our laser engraved metal business cards, customization options, production process, and shipping.

All of our cards are made from premium anodized aluminum. Aluminum is lightweight, non-magnetic, rust-proof, and resistant to patina while still being durable enough for everyday wallet use.

Our cards measure 3.4 x 2.13" and .43mm thick, roughly the size of a standard banking card.

The laser engraving process permanently removes the anodized coating to reveal reflective silver metal underneath for a crisp, permanent finish that will not fade or peel.
We currently offer Black, Blue, Green, Purple, Red, White, Rose Gold, Silver, and Gold anodized aluminum business cards.

Darker finishes like black and blue typically provide the highest engraving contrast and detail visibility.
Absolutely. We can engrave logos, artwork, text, QR codes, contact information, social media links, and more.

We accept most common artwork formats including SVG, PNG, JPG, PDF, PSD, and AI.

If needed, we can also help optimize your design for engraving.
Yes. Digital mockups and test engraving photos are available upon request before production.

If we notice any issues with your artwork quality, spacing, or engraving detail, we will contact you before engraving your order.
Our anodized aluminum cards are designed for long-term use. They are waterproof, washable, rust-resistant, and resistant to fading or peeling.

Unlike traditional paper cards, they are built to stay in wallets, desks, glove boxes, and collections for years.
Most orders ship within 1–2 business days. We ship worldwide using USPS and DHL.

U.S. delivery typically arrives within 3–7 business days after production.

International delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days.

Expedited shipping options are available during checkout.
Yes. We produce everything from one-off sample cards to large-scale business orders of 5,000+ units.

Automatic volume discounts are applied for larger quantities during checkout.
Our engraved metal cards are popular with real estate agents, luxury brands, tattoo artists, musicians, automotive businesses, entrepreneurs, creators, restaurants, and corporate teams looking to create a more memorable brand experience.
Absolutely. We store previous design assets in our engraving archives for easy reordering or scaling at any time.

Simply let us know you'd like to reuse a previous design and we can quickly recreate your order.
Bulk Metal Business Cards
For Teams, Events & Large Orders

VOLUME ORDER DISCOUNT

Ordering for a team, event, or brand?
Bulk pricing discounts are available starting at 20 cards.


Bulk Pricing
Quantity Single Sided Double Sided
1 Card $4.99 $5.99
20 Cards $99 $109
50 Cards $199 $225
500 Cards $1,300 $1,500
1000 Cards $2,000 $2,250


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