I HATE YOU :~) – Funny Metal Engraved Smiley Face Keepsake Gag Gift Card

Metal “I HATE YOU :~)” — Laser Engraved Anodized Aluminum Funny Keepsake (Flirty Smiley)

Playfully petty. Secretly sweet. This laser‑engraved anodized aluminum metal keepsake flashes the cheeky phrase “I HATE YOU :~)” with a classic smiley—perfect for inside jokes, low‑key flirting, and surprise gag gifts. A small, budget‑friendly gift that slips into a wallet or perches on a desk.

✏️ Optional Personalization

• Add one short line under the phrase (e.g., “jk ily,” names/date, “still thinking of you”).
• Optional tiny icons: smiley ☺, heart ♥, broken heart 💔, wink 😉.
• We’ll center and size your text for a clean, high‑contrast layout.

Enter your optional text in the personalization box at checkout or send via message after purchase.

🎨 Design Details

• Phrase: “I HATE YOU :~)” in bold, readable type
• Smiley accent for tongue‑in‑cheek contrast
• Silver engraving that pops against the background

🌈 Choice of Color Finishes

Available in 9 anodized aluminum colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

All artwork is permanently laser engraved to reveal bright silver lettering and icons.

📏 Wallet‑Sized Metal Keepsake

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (credit‑card footprint)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for smooth carry or easy desk display

💪 Built to Last (Like Your Bit)

• Premium anodized aluminum construction
• Permanent laser engraving (no ink to fade)
• Water‑ and rust‑resistant; wipes clean in seconds

🎯 Perfect For

• Inside‑joke gifts, flirty surprises, and prank‑ish love notes
• Valentine’s Day (with a wink), anniversaries, just‑because
• Wallet insert, desk or shelf display, gift‑box stuffer

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser‑engraved anodized aluminum “I HATE YOU :~)” keepsake card
• Your selected color finish
• Optional: One custom line engraved beneath the phrase

ℹ️ Good to Know

• Keepsake only — no stand, sleeve, magnets, or accessories included.
• Silver‑on‑color engraving only (no full‑color printing or illumination).
• Meant as playful humor between consenting adults; please gift kindly.

✅ Why Customers Love This Piece

• Instant laugh with a cute, chaotic‑good vibe
• Premium metal feel in a compact, gift‑ready format
• High‑contrast engraving that’s easy to read at a glance

Love you (kinda). Hate you (not really). Pick a finish, add a cheeky note, and send a flirty smile in metal.