Get Out of Trouble Free – Metal Novelty Gift Card, Funny Laser Engraved Keepsake

Metal “Get Out of Trouble Free” — Laser Engraved Anodized Aluminum Wallet Card (Personalized Parody)

Give a wink, not a lawsuit. This laser‑engraved anodized aluminum wallet card plays on the classic “free pass” gag with an original phrase: “Get Out of Trouble Free”. It’s a durable, gift‑ready novelty for friends, coworkers, gamers, and office pranksters.

✏️ How to Personalize

• Main phrase: “GET OUT OF TROUBLE FREE” (fixed)
• Custom line(s): Add 1–2 short lines below (name, inside joke, “Call me anytime,” phone #, firm/agency).
• Optional icons: key, lock, gavel, scales ⚖️, shield
• We’ll size and center your text for a clean, high‑contrast layout.

Enter your custom text in the personalization box at checkout or message us after purchase.

🎨 Design Details

• Ticket‑style layout with playful novelty vibe
• Monochrome silver engraving for crisp readability
• Original parody phrase — not a reproduction of any game piece

🌈 Choice of Color Finishes

Available in 9 anodized aluminum colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Artwork is permanently laser engraved to reveal bright silver text that pops on every finish.

📏 Wallet‑Sized

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (standard credit card size)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for smooth, pocket‑friendly carry

💪 Built to Last

• Premium anodized aluminum construction
• Permanent laser engraving (no ink to fade)
• Waterproof and rust‑proof; wipes clean easily

🎯 Perfect For

• Gag gifts, White Elephant, Secret Santa, office swaps
• Supportive token for friends & family (“I’ve got your back”)
• Fun marketing for legal or bail services (add your contact line)
• Wallet insert, desk display, or care‑package stuffer

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser‑engraved anodized aluminum “Get Out of Trouble Free” keepsake card
• Your selected color finish
• Your custom line(s) engraved as provided

ℹ️ Important Notes

• Card only — no stand, sleeve, magnets, or accessories included.
• Silver‑on‑color engraving only (no full‑color printing or illumination).
• Novelty parody item — not a legal document or valid for official use.
• Not affiliated with any board game brand; uses an original phrase.

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

• All the joke, none of the trademark headache
• Premium metal feel in a compact, gift‑ready format
• Personalized message so your punchline hits just right

Give a grin with a “free pass.” Pick a finish, add your custom line, and gift a durable joke they’ll keep close.