Metal "Blue Screen of Death" Wallet Card – Funny IT & Programmer Gift

Metal “Blue Screen of Death” — Laser Engraved Anodized Aluminum Wallet Card (IT & Programmer Humor)

CTRL+ALT+LOL. This laser‑engraved anodized aluminum wallet card riffs on the iconic blue error screen—perfect for IT techs, sysadmins, programmers, and computer science students. A geek‑approved gag gift that slides into any wallet or sits proudly on a desk.

✏️ Optional Personalization

• Add a short line at the bottom (e.g., “Restart to continue,” “Turn it off & on again,” name/handle, date).
• Optional tiny icon: keyboard, bug, code bracket, or power symbol.
• We’ll size and center your text for a clean, readable layout.

Provide optional text in the personalization box at checkout or via message after purchase.

🎨 Design Details

• High‑contrast “blue screen” aesthetic with monospaced typography
• Humorous error‑style phrasing and layout for instant recognition
• Silver engraving for crisp, at‑a‑glance readability

🌈 Choice of Color Finishes

Available in 9 anodized aluminum colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Artwork is permanently laser engraved to reveal bright silver text that pops on every finish (blue recommended for the classic look).

📏 Wallet‑Sized

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (standard credit card size)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for pocket‑friendly carry

💪 Made for the Daily Debug

• Premium anodized aluminum construction
• Permanent laser engraving (no ink to fade)
• Waterproof and rust‑proof; wipes clean easily

🎯 Perfect For

• IT pros, help desk heroes, and sysadmins
• Programmers, devs, QA testers, and CS students
• Office gag gifts, Secret Santa, White Elephant, team swag
• Wallet insert, desk display, or pinned to a cubicle wall

📦 What You’ll Receive

• One laser‑engraved anodized aluminum “Blue Screen of Death” keepsake card
• Your selected color finish
• Optional: Your custom bottom line (if requested)

ℹ️ Good to Know

• Card only — no stand, sleeve, magnets, or accessories included.
• Silver‑on‑color engraving only (no full‑color printing or illumination).
• Design is a humorous parody; not affiliated with any software brand.

✅ Why Customers Love This Card

• Instant inside joke for anyone who’s wrestled with errors
• Premium metal feel in a compact, gift‑ready format
• Clean, high‑contrast engraving that reads at a glance

When in doubt, gift the reboot. Pick a finish, add an optional line, and ship a guaranteed laugh to your favorite tech.