Certified “HATER” Metal ID Card – Personalized Funny Gag Gift

Officially join the club nobody brags about.
With your own Certified “HATER” Metal ID Card, you can proudly carry your sarcasm, side-eye, or forklift championship credentials right in your wallet. 

Personalize it with any name or title and we’ll laser engrave it onto a sleek anodized aluminum card that’s built to last.

Perfect for

• Office white elephant & Secret Santa
• Birthday roast gifts
• Party favors for questionable events
• The coworker who always “has notes”

🎨 Color Choices 🎨  
Select from a range of striking colors: Black, Blue, Green, Purple, White, Red, Silver, Gold, or Rose Gold. Each card is laser engraved, revealing a sleek silver design that stands out against the anodized aluminum backdrop. It's not just durable; it's a statement piece.

📏 Perfect Size 📏
Crafted to standard banking card dimensions, 3.4 x 2.13 inches with a thickness of 0.43 mm, this card fits perfectly in any wallet. Rounded corners add a touch of elegance and safety, making it comfortable to carry wherever you go.

💦 Built to Last 💦  
Made from high-quality anodized aluminum, this card is waterproof and incredibly durable. No need to worry about rust or patina; this card is designed to stay looking sharp for years to come. It's a conversation starter that will never lose its edge.

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🎨 Custom Designs Welcome 🎨
Have a specific idea in mind? I'm here to bring it to life! Whether you need something special for yourself or a unique gift, I’m happy to accommodate any request.

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 💌 Quick Communication 💌
I’m always available to answer any questions or discuss your design ideas. I check my messages daily and am eager to help you create the perfect card. Reach out anytime, and let's get started on something truly special

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