Metal “Licensed To Shred” Card – Funny Guitarist & Musician Gag Gift

Metal “Licensed To Shred” – Funny Guitarist Wallet Card

For the musician who melts faces. This laser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card declares “Licensed To Shred” with a playful guitar motif (plus a subtle nod to amphibian shredders). A compact, durable keepsake for guitarists, bassists, and anyone who lives for riffs and sarcasm.

🎨 Finish Options

Available in 9 anodized aluminum colors:

• Black
• Blue
• Green
• Purple
• Red
• Rose Gold
• Silver
• Gold
• White

Each card is laser engraved to reveal bright silver artwork that stands out against the background.

📏 Wallet-Sized

• Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (standard card size)
• Thickness: 0.43 mm
• Rounded corners for a pocket-friendly feel

💦 Made for Daily Use

• Premium anodized aluminum construction
• Permanent laser engraving (no ink to fade)
• Waterproof and rust-proof

🎁 Great For

• Guitarists, bassists, drummers, and bandmates
• Funny gifts for music teachers and students
• Tour mementos, show merch tables, birthdays
• Studio desk or shelf humor

✅ Why Musicians Love It

• Instantly recognizable music humor
• Premium metal feel in a tiny footprint
• High-contrast engraving that reads at a glance

Ready to certify the shredder in your life? Grab the “Licensed To Shred” metal wallet card and turn up the laughs.