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Metal "Caution: Slippery When Wet" Gag Gift Card, Personalized Text Choice of Color Laser Engraved Warning Customizable Placard Mini Signage

Metal "Caution: Slippery When Wet" Gag Gift Card, Personalized Text Choice of Color Laser Engraved Warning Customizable Placard Mini Signage

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“Caution: Slippery When Wet” Metal Card – Personalized Laser-Engraved Gag Gift & Mini Warning Sign

Cheeky sign, premium finish. This wallet-size anodized aluminum card features the classic warning “Caution: Slippery When Wet”. Add custom text (name, date, inside joke) for a durable, gift-ready mini placard or wallet insert.


🎨 Color & Finish Options

Premium anodized aluminum finishes:

  • Black
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Purple
  • Red
  • Rose Gold
  • Silver
  • Gold
  • White

Permanent laser engraving reveals bright silver detail — high contrast, no ink to fade.


📏 Card Size

  • Dimensions: 3.4 × 2.13 in (credit-card size)
  • Thickness: 0.43 mm
  • Rounded corners for smooth wallet carry or sleeve display

✍️ Personalization

  • Add a custom line (e.g., “Property of Alex,” “Wet Floor Crew,” date, short joke)
  • Optional layout tweaks (icon, border, caps) for a classic warning sign look

🖼️ Ways to Use

  • Wallet insert or desk mini sign (mini easel/acrylic stand sold separately)
  • Bar décor, party gag, prank gift, bachelor/ette favor
  • Fits standard card sleeves and gift boxes

💪 Built to Last

  • Premium anodized aluminum — light, sturdy, professional feel
  • Permanent engraving — won’t peel or rub off
  • Waterproof & rust-proof; wipes clean easily

🎯 Perfect For

  • Funny warning sign collectors & gag gift lovers
  • Bar/garage/man cave décor
  • Gifts under $20, stocking stuffers, party favors

📦 What You’ll Receive

  • One laser-engraved anodized aluminum “Caution: Slippery When Wet” card
  • Your selected color finish

ℹ️ Important Details

  • Engraving is silver on color only (no full-color print)
  • Card only — stands/sleeves sold separately
  • HS Code: 7616.99.5190 (Other aluminum articles)

Why Customers Love It

  • Classic warning sign vibe in premium metal
  • High-contrast engraving that pops in photos
  • Compact, durable, and gift-ready

Customize the joke. Pick a finish, add your line, and turn a classic warning into a pocket-sized laugh.

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