Funny Metal Cards for the Office: Boss Gifts, Hall Passes & Workplace Humor
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Funny Metal Cards for the Office: Boss Gifts, Hall Passes & Workplace Humor
The office has its own culture, its own hierarchy, and its own very specific sense of humor. A laser-engraved metal card that lands in that culture is the gift that gets passed around, photographed, and talked about for months. Here's the complete collection of metal cards built for the workplace.
Boss & Manager Gifts
World's Best Mediocre Boss Metal Card
The World's Best Mediocre Boss Metal Card is a laser-engraved office gag gift for the manager who is exactly as good as they need to be and not a single bit more. Funny, self-aware, and the kind of thing a boss with a good sense of humor will display on their desk with pride.
I Don't Work For You Metal Card
The I Don't Work For You Metal Card is a laser-engraved declaration for the self-employed professional, the freelancer, or the manager who has finally had enough. A perfect gift for the entrepreneur who just quit their job, or the boss who answers to no one.
Hall Passes & Classroom Cards
Metal Hall Pass Card
The Metal Hall Pass Card is a laser-engraved personalized school and classroom pass — a premium, durable alternative to paper hall passes that get lost, torn, and destroyed. Personalized with the teacher's name, classroom number, or school name. A practical gift for teachers and a funny novelty for anyone who remembers the anxiety of asking for the hall pass.
Workplace Humor Cards
That Sounds Like a Monday Problem Metal Card
The That Sounds Like a Monday Problem Metal Card is a laser-engraved office humor keepsake for the person who has mastered the art of deferral. A perfect Secret Santa gift, desk display, or gift for the coworker who treats every Friday like a finish line.
"My Card" Dry Humor Metal Card
The "My Card" Dry Humor Metal Card is a laser-engraved gag gift for the person with the driest sense of humor in the office. It says "My Card." That's it. That's the joke. And in metal, it's somehow perfect.
Metal Word Pass
The Metal Word Pass is a laser-engraved anodized aluminum pass that grants the bearer permission to say whatever word is engraved on it. A funny, customizable gag gift for the office comedian, the person with a colorful vocabulary, or anyone who needs official documentation for their language choices.
Get Out of Trouble Free Metal Card
The Get Out of Trouble Free Metal Card is the office equivalent of a get-out-of-jail-free card — laser-engraved and built for the coworker who uses up their goodwill faster than their PTO.
For More Workplace Gift Ideas
See our complete workplace gag gift guide and our White Elephant & Secret Santa guide.
Made in the USA, Fast Turnaround
All office metal cards are laser-engraved in the USA with standard production of 3–7 business days.