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Custom Metal Business Cards

For Big Pimps Only: Personalized Metal Laser Engraved Gag Card - Funny White Elephant Gift

For Big Pimps Only: Personalized Metal Laser Engraved Gag Card - Funny White Elephant Gift

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$7.99
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Color: Black

Metal “Pimp” Card w/ Your Name — Personalized Laser-Engraved Gag Gift | Funny White Elephant & Party Favor

For Big Pimps Only (wink). This wallet-size anodized aluminum card is laser engraved with a bold PIMP crown logo and your custom name. Perfect as a novelty keepsake, party joke, or white elephant crowd-pleaser.

🎨 Color Choices

Black, Blue, Green, Red, Silver, Gold, White, Purple, Rose Gold. Engraving reveals bright silver detail on every finish.

📏 Perfect Size

  • Standard credit card: 3.4 × 2.13 in
  • Thickness: 0.43 mm, smooth rounded corners

💪 Built to Last

  • Anodized aluminum — durable, sleek, premium feel
  • Permanent laser engraving — won’t fade or peel
  • Waterproof & rust-proof; wipes clean easy

✍️ Personalization

  • Add your name (e.g., “KEITH DIMMY”), nickname, or short phrase

🚀 Fast Turnaround

Enter your details and I’ll engrave & ship in 1–2 business days.

🎉 Great For

  • White Elephant, office parties, bachelor/ette gifts
  • Gag gifts for friends who love bling & laughs
  • Wallet insert, desk prop, or gift box flex

📦 What You’ll Receive

  • One laser-engraved anodized aluminum “Pimp” card
  • Your selected color finish and personalization

ℹ️ Notes

  • Engraving is silver on color only (no full-color print)
  • Card only — stands/sleeves sold separately

Claim your crown. Pick a color, drop your name, and rock a personalized “Pimp” card that turns heads and cracks smiles.

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Trusted Worldwide

Since 2021 we've shipped 10,000+ orders to 2,796 cities & 34 countries and counting.

Lightning-Fast Shipping

Most orders ship in 1-2 business days from a small business in South Carolina

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