{"product_id":"certified-virgin-card","title":"Certified Virgin Metal Keepsake Card Funny Personalized ID Badge Gag Gift","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ✅ HEADLINE --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCertified Virgin™ Metal Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGuaranteed laughs incoming.\u003c\/strong\u003e This laser-engraved \u003cstrong\u003eCertified Virgin™\u003c\/strong\u003e anodized aluminum card is the perfect prank gift for roasting your friends, breaking the ice, or stuffing stockings with pure chaos. A bold, ridiculous novelty “ID” that’s built to last and impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- COLORS --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.4 × 2.13 in (standard credit card size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRounded corners\u003c\/strong\u003e for smooth pocket carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfectly sized to fit inside wallets, gift boxes, stockings, or surprise envelopes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💪 Durable, Waterproof \u0026amp; Built for Everyday Carry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach metal card is made from anodized aluminum and laser engraved for permanent detail that won’t fade, scratch, or peel — even with daily use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt tougher than traditional paper gag gifts, so the joke lasts forever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRustproof anodized aluminum\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving (no ink)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUltra-durable novelty keepsake quality\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧾 What’s Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 custom engraved metal wallet card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrecision laser engraving of your design or message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-contrast metallic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFast production in South Carolina\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo minimum order requirement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😂 Perfect For (Funny \u0026amp; 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