{"title":"Funny Metal Gag Gifts \u0026 Novelty Keepsake Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiscover our metal wallet cards — durable keepsakes that fit right in your pocket. Each card is custom laser-engraved on anodized aluminum, making it waterproof, scratch-resistant, and built to last. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt gift, a hilarious gag card, a faith-inspired keepsake, or a practical everyday carry like a medical alert or travel safety card, we’ve got a design for every occasion. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, special events, or “just because” moments. 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Perfect for collectors, cosplay, conventions, desk accessories, wallet cards, gag gifts, roleplay props, bachelor parties, office humor, novelty identification cards, custom metal badges, or anyone who wants a custom credential that actually feels substantial in-hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Just add your friend’s name, and we’ll ship their “official” card straight to their wallet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Personalize it with any name or title and we’ll precision laser engrave it onto a durable metal card built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficially join the club nobody brags about.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Certified “HATER” metal ID card is a custom engraved aluminum card that turns your personality into a bold, humorous statement piece. Whether you’re known for sarcasm, criticism, or “having notes on everything,” this novelty ID card lets you carry your identity in wallet-ready metal form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a premium engraved metal wallet card designed for anyone searching for a \u003cstrong\u003ecustom metal ID card\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eengraved aluminum card\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003efunny ID badge\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003enovelty identification card\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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Boldly certified. 🕶️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you’re reading this, you’ve been recognized as a Certified Bad Ass. This custom engraved aluminum ID card turns that title into a real-world novelty badge you can carry, gift, or show off as a humorous statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis premium engraved metal wallet card is designed for anyone searching for a \u003cstrong\u003ecustom metal ID card\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eengraved aluminum wallet card\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003enovelty ID badge\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003efunny metal card\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003epersonalized gag gift card\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for humor gifts, office jokes, and collectible novelty items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Great For 🎁\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday gifts \u0026amp; prank gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Office humor \u0026amp; coworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e• White elephant \u0026amp; Secret Santa exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Bachelor parties \u0026amp; event favors\u003cbr\u003e• Meme lovers \u0026amp; sarcasm humor\u003cbr\u003e• Motivational joke gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Personalized gag gifts \u0026amp; desk accessories\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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This premium novelty ID-style card is a deadpan, sarcastic gag gift made for reactions, humor, and everyday carry conversation starters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🕶️ Minimalist humor. Maximum reaction. 🕶️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis engraved aluminum wallet card features a single bold word: RACE. Designed as a minimalist joke and conversation piece, it plays on deadpan humor in a sleek, premium metal format you can actually carry in your wallet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a premium engraved metal wallet card designed for people searching for a \u003cstrong\u003ecustom metal ID card\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eengraved aluminum wallet card\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003enovelty gag gift card\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003efunny metal wallet card\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eminimalist joke ID-style card\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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A cheeky pick for coworkers, friends, and anyone fluent in sarcasm.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"Contact: Custom Metal Business Cards\" href=\"..\/pages\/contact\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Gag Gift Cards)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny gag gifts for birthdays and celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious inside jokes between friends or couples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Just because” surprise gifts that get a reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrank gifts that still feel premium and meaningful\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant and holiday gag gift exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny engraved message cards for coworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom roast messages or humorous quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStocking stuffers and small surprise gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWedding party or bachelor\/bachelorette humor gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLong-distance funny reminder cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryday carry joke cards that last forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique novelty keepsakes people don’t throw away\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Explore More\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bulk-metal-business-cards\" title=\"Bulk Metal Business Cards (20–5,000+)\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee our volume pricing options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-selling-metal-keepsakes\" title=\"All Metal Cards and Keepsakes\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrowse all metal card designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContact us for design help\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee real examples on our TikTok! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@custommetalbusinesscards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e@CustomMetalBusinessCards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Custom Metal Business Cards","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45775879930018,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":45775879962786,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":45775879995554,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose gold","offer_id":45775880028322,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":45775880061090,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45775880093858,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":45775880126626,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":45775880159394,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":45775880192162,"sku":null,"price":2.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/5792\/8098\/files\/rated-s-for-sarcasm-friendsgiving.png?v=1778780471"},{"product_id":"licensed-to-shred-metal-keepsake-card","title":"Licensed To Shred Metal Funny Frog Guitarist Musician Gag Gift Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ✅ HEADLINE --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLicensed To Shred\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 📝 INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the musician who melts faces.\u003c\/strong\u003e This \u003cstrong\u003elaser-engraved anodized aluminum\u003c\/strong\u003e wallet card declares “Licensed To Shred” with a playful guitar motif (plus a subtle nod to amphibian shredders). A compact, durable keepsake for guitarists, bassists, and anyone who lives for riffs and sarcasm.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"Contact: Custom Metal Business Cards\" href=\"..\/pages\/contact\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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A lightweight roast that’s perfect for friends, coworkers, grads, and “geniuses.”\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"..\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact: Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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A geek‑approved gag gift that slides into any wallet or sits proudly on a desk.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"..\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact: Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Ideal for teachers, school staff, administrators, labs, offices, and workplace departments needing a long-lasting pass solution.\u003ca href=\"..\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact: Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Gag Gift Cards)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny gag gifts for birthdays and celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious inside jokes between friends or couples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Just because” surprise gifts that get a reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrank gifts that still feel premium and meaningful\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant and holiday gag gift exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny engraved message cards for coworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom roast messages or humorous quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStocking stuffers and small surprise gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWedding party or bachelor\/bachelorette humor gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLong-distance funny reminder cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryday carry joke cards that last forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique novelty keepsakes people don’t throw away\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Explore More\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bulk-metal-business-cards\" title=\"Bulk Metal Business Cards (20–5,000+)\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee our volume pricing options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-selling-metal-keepsakes\" title=\"All Metal Cards and Keepsakes\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrowse all metal card designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContact us for design help\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee real examples on our TikTok! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@custommetalbusinesscards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e@CustomMetalBusinessCards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Custom Metal Business Cards","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45769931522210,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":45769931554978,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose gold","offer_id":45769931587746,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":45769931620514,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45769931653282,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45769931686050,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":45769931718818,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":45769931751586,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":45769931784354,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/5792\/8098\/files\/metal-high-pass-card.png?v=1778264558"},{"product_id":"victim-custom-metal-gag-gift-card","title":"Officially Designated Victim Card Sarcastic Metal Gag Gift Card Your Name Here","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBecome a card-carrying, officially designated Victim™ today.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're poking fun at life's endless inconveniences, celebrating a friend's talent for dramatic storytelling, or simply embracing a little self-aware sarcasm, this personalized metal card is guaranteed to get laughs. 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Great for birthdays, office parties, white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, and joke gifts, this novelty metal card transforms everyday complaints into an official title worth displaying.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Gag Gift Cards)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny gag gifts for birthdays and celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious inside jokes between friends or couples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Just because” surprise gifts that get a reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrank gifts that still feel premium and meaningful\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant and holiday gag gift exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny engraved message cards for coworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom roast messages or humorous quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStocking stuffers and small surprise gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWedding party or bachelor\/bachelorette humor gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLong-distance funny reminder cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryday carry joke cards that last forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique novelty keepsakes people don’t throw away\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Explore More\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bulk-metal-business-cards\" title=\"Bulk Metal Business Cards (20–5,000+)\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee our volume pricing options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-selling-metal-keepsakes\" title=\"All Metal Cards and Keepsakes\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrowse all metal card designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContact us for design help\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee real examples on our TikTok! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@custommetalbusinesscards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e@CustomMetalBusinessCards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Custom Metal Business Cards","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45756713205922,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":45756713238690,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":45756713271458,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":45756713304226,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45756713336994,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45756713369762,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":45756713402530,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose gold","offer_id":45756713435298,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":45756713468066,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/5792\/8098\/files\/metal-victim-id-card.jpg?v=1762364449"},{"product_id":"unlimited-hugs-membership-card","title":"Hugs Membership Custom Metal Engraved Gag Gift Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"165\" data-start=\"136\"\u003eUnlimited Hugs Membership\u003c\/strong\u003e Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 Just send me your favorite hugger’s name, and I’ll laser engrave it onto a durable metal keepsake they can carry forever. 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quality\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧾 What’s Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 custom engraved metal wallet card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrecision laser engraving of your design or message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-contrast metallic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFast production in South Carolina\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo minimum order requirement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😂 Perfect For (Funny \u0026amp; Gag Gift Cards)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny gag gifts for birthdays and celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious inside jokes between friends or couples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Just because” surprise gifts that get a reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrank gifts that still feel premium and meaningful\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant and holiday gag gift exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny engraved message cards for 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precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED 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This hilarious \u003cstrong\u003elaser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate gag gift for fans of gaming, memes, and lighthearted humor. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalize it with any name\u003c\/strong\u003e to create a one-of-a-kind novelty keepsake. 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Precision laser-engraved on durable anodized aluminum, it’s a fun keepsake for pilots, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a smooth takeoff (even if the landing’s a little bumpy). Wallet-sized, waterproof, and built to last — just like your favorite copilot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Personalize it with a name, funny subtitle, or an optional icon (ice cubes, sunglasses, crown, trophy—your choice) for a gift that gets laughs and lasts for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Gag Gift Cards)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny gag gifts for birthdays and celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious inside jokes between friends or couples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Just because” surprise gifts that get a reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrank gifts that still feel premium and meaningful\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant and holiday gag gift exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny engraved message cards for coworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom roast messages or humorous quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStocking stuffers and small surprise gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWedding party or bachelor\/bachelorette humor gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLong-distance funny reminder cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryday carry joke cards that last forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique novelty keepsakes people don’t throw away\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Explore More\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bulk-metal-business-cards\" title=\"Bulk Metal Business Cards (20–5,000+)\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee our volume pricing options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-selling-metal-keepsakes\" title=\"All Metal Cards and Keepsakes\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrowse all metal card designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContact us for design help\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee real examples on our TikTok! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@custommetalbusinesscards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e@CustomMetalBusinessCards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Custom Metal Business Cards","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45765456724130,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":45765456756898,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":45765456789666,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":45765456822434,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45765456855202,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45765456887970,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":45765456920738,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose gold","offer_id":45765456953506,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":45765456986274,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/5792\/8098\/files\/metal-gag-gift-chill-master.jpg?v=1762362634"},{"product_id":"metal-bad-gurl-id","title":"Metal Bad Boss Babe ID Personalized Laser Engraved Gag Gift Card for Baddies","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTime to level up, sis.  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"231\" data-start=\"215\"\u003eBad Boss Babe ID\u003c\/strong\u003e is your official pass to unapologetic confidence — laser-engraved on sleek anodized aluminum. Built for the baddest of the baddies, it’s the perfect mix of bold, boujee, and bulletproof. Flash it, flaunt it, and let the world know: you’re certified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Gag Gift Cards)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny gag gifts for birthdays and celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious inside jokes between friends or couples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Just because” surprise gifts that get a reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrank gifts that still feel premium and meaningful\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant and holiday gag gift exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny engraved message cards for coworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom roast messages or humorous quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStocking stuffers and small surprise gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWedding party or bachelor\/bachelorette humor gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLong-distance funny reminder cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryday carry joke cards that last forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique novelty keepsakes people don’t throw away\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Explore More\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bulk-metal-business-cards\" title=\"Bulk Metal Business Cards (20–5,000+)\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee our volume pricing options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-selling-metal-keepsakes\" title=\"All Metal Cards and Keepsakes\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrowse all metal card designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Custom Metal Business Cards\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContact us for design help\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee real examples on our TikTok! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@custommetalbusinesscards\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e@CustomMetalBusinessCards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Custom Metal Business Cards","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45756600484002,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":45756600516770,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose gold","offer_id":45756600549538,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":45756600582306,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45756600615074,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45756600647842,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":45756600680610,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":45756600713378,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":45756600746146,"sku":null,"price":3.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/5792\/8098\/files\/laser-engraved-bad-bitch-card.png?v=1778782878"},{"product_id":"crybaby-club-metal-membership-card","title":"Crybaby Club Personalized Metal Membership Card Custom Engraved Gag Gift","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"144\"\u003eMake it official — join the Crybaby™ Club in style\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eJust drop in your friend’s name, and we’ll create their very own personalized card and ship it out fast. A hilarious keepsake they’ll flash with pride (or embarrassment) for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Always a hit at parties, offices, and TikTok trend collectors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 📏 CARD DETAILS --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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A bold, ridiculous novelty “ID” that’s built to last and impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- COLORS --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Precision-cut from durable anodized aluminum, this slim keepsake features a detailed cowboy on horseback—perfect for western enthusiasts, rodeo fans, horse lovers, and ranchers alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eGreat \u003c\/em\u003efor:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003eWestern horseback riding enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003eRanchers, farmers, and rodeo fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003eHorse lovers and equestrian collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003eCountry weddings, anniversaries, and event favors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003eBring a piece of the frontier everywhere you go—\u003cstrong data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1498\"\u003eGIDDYUP!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Keepsake\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- 📝 INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious way to call out mistakes in style.\u003c\/strong\u003e This \u003cstrong\u003elaser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card\u003c\/strong\u003e makes the perfect gag gift for friends, coworkers, or jobsite buddies who deserve a friendly reminder: \"You Had One Job… Way to Go, Champ!\" Durable, funny, and pocket-sized, it’s the ultimate keepsake for workplace humor.\u003c!-- ✅ HEADLINE --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"Contact: Custom Metal Business Cards\" href=\"..\/pages\/contact\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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A premium metal gag for \u003cstrong\u003eUFO fans, alien hunters, cosplayers, and meme-lords\u003c\/strong\u003e—built to look slick and spark conversation.\u003c!-- ✅ HEADLINE --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"Contact: Custom Metal Business Cards\" href=\"..\/pages\/contact\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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The bright silver engraving pops beautifully against your chosen color finish — a durable keepsake that shows your gratitude in a meaningful way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🎨 COLORS --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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Add custom text (name, date, inside joke) for a durable, gift-ready mini placard or wallet insert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003c!-- 🎨 FINISH OPTIONS --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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This \u003cstrong\u003elaser-engraved anodized aluminum wallet card\u003c\/strong\u003e features a doom-cute \u003cstrong\u003edeathcore sloth bassist\u003c\/strong\u003e with tropical show vibes — perfect for metal fans, bass players, festival-goers, and anyone who loves heavy music with a sense of humor.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"..\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Custom Metal Cards\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- OPEN BY DEFAULT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Why People Choose These Metal Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxury first impression\u003c\/strong\u003e that elevates your brand instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e — will not fade, peel, or wear over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-contrast metallic detail\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean professional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium alternative to paper cards\u003c\/strong\u003e that people actually keep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWallet-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e and surprise gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupports custom text, jokes, QR codes, and designs\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo minimum order\u003c\/strong\u003e — from single gag gifts to bulk runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade and engraved in the USA (South Carolina)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 Available Color Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"collapse-inner-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from 9 premium anodized aluminum finishes designed for custom metal wallet cards and novelty gift cards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGold\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is laser engraved for a crisp, high-contrast metallic finish that makes even funny designs look premium and intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSED --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"product-collapse\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Card Size \u0026amp; 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